Some Dangerous Thoughts

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Question: is transphobia covered under the Americans with Disabilities Act? Am I entitled to a tranny free workplace?

What about homophobia?

DEI struggle sessions: do they constitute a hostile workplace environment? Is there money to be made?

Does your school library carry Coup d'Etat, a Practical Guide; The Poor Man's James Bond; or How to Pick Locks by Eddie the Wire? What about back issues of Playboy before it became gay? Do these constitute Banned Books? Is this censorship?

Should we organize some Joe Camel Story Times? What of the plight of children who identify as Cool?

And how about college students who identify as party animals? The 21 drinking age is highly discriminatory! Ageism! Lawsuit time?

I hear feminists demanding that we have more women CEOs in the name of Equity. How about more women in prison in the name of Equity? Today, women make up only 7% of the U.S. prison population even though they are 50% of the overall population. Horrifying!

Final question: do illegal aliens who squat in Democrat politician's homes have squatter's rights?

Happy April Fool's Day!